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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Funnies
With all the sad stories in the news lately, I thought that I'd better post something a bit on the lighter side of things. Some of these were sent to me in email.
Here are some things that children had to say about when love happens between 2 people:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
Mae, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
Manuel, age 8
On ways to make someone fall in love with you:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
Del, age 6
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there."
Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
Bart, age 9
Here are some things that children had to say about when love happens between 2 people:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
Mae, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
Manuel, age 8
On ways to make someone fall in love with you:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
Del, age 6
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there."
Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
Bart, age 9
Labels: funny
Friday, June 01, 2007
Funny
Jonathan has this calendar on his desk at home which has the "stupidest quotes ever".
Every day, you tear a page off and read stupid quote after stupid quote. Well, me being the not so interesting person that I am, likes this.
So I want to post one that made me laugh today (really it was for the 24th of may but we haven't been tearing them every day).
Tech support: OK, sir, we'll do a file search to find it. Can you please click on Start, then Find, then---
Customer: Don't talk down to me like that! I'm not and idiot--I know what I'm doing!
Tech Support: OK, sir, please Start, then Find to do a file search.
Customer: How do I do that?
Every day, you tear a page off and read stupid quote after stupid quote. Well, me being the not so interesting person that I am, likes this.
So I want to post one that made me laugh today (really it was for the 24th of may but we haven't been tearing them every day).
Tech support: OK, sir, we'll do a file search to find it. Can you please click on Start, then Find, then---
Customer: Don't talk down to me like that! I'm not and idiot--I know what I'm doing!
Tech Support: OK, sir, please Start, then Find to do a file search.
Customer: How do I do that?
Labels: funny
